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Kid Presentable 02-20-2007 06:30 AM

How do u pron?
 
Answer.

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 06:32 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
What is pron :eek: ????

Hmm I fight against the pron Industrie - and against the exploitation from poor fat gays sittin infront the Tv and watching dreams ! So they want to make pron-slaves with us ....

my tactic is to donwload and seed all these movies so the pron-industrie will get no money and will die !

I didn`t watch them by myself !

Bob 02-20-2007 07:45 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
i catch my own prons, i have a fishing boat and everything

what do you mean by mirror?

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 07:46 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
looking into it when u wank !

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:01 AM

true story!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob
i catch my own prons, i have a fishing boat and everything

meeehehehe, i totally sniggered at that.

erm, i don't do pr0n.

however, my flatmate's friend tommy (and unofficial - hmm, well, official actually - band photographer, did their album cover yaddayadda) is a total amateur gay porn hero! he is half chinese, and he seriously looks about 14. beautiful boy. a lonely gay man's dream. anyway, scott's other half matt just, erm, casually had some uk gay porn site up one, erm, night, and clicked on one of the most viewed videos - and I TELL YOU NO LIES - it was tommy! tommy the porn star! and SCOTT MADE ME WATCH IT. HE DID. HE DID. I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT I DID, AND I SAW HIM WANK HIMSELF OFF AND PLACE THREE THEN FOUR FINGERS UP HIS ARSE AND I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE WAS SWEET INNOCENT TOMMY FOREVER WITH HIS DSLR UP IN MY FACE. lolz. i was screaming the whole time but we couldn't divert our eyes away from it. he's a hit, apparently, but it keeps on getting removed because people keep on reporting him as being underage. ha!

erm, anyway...

synch 02-20-2007 08:05 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
I so did not need to read that ^

:(

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:10 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
@na§tee

krass :eek:

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:12 AM

hehehehe. sorry. sorry!
 
i so didn't need to see it! but i did! i watched it and i could have been virtuous and chaste and a good acquaintance and not watch him teasingly remove his underwear. i could have but i didn't. i watched! i am a horrible person! :( i am the sort of person who slows down at car crashes. i am going to hell!

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:14 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
theres a diffenece between watching acidents and a boy who sticks his fingers in his asshole .... :rolleyes:

ms.peachy 02-20-2007 08:17 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Railroad
theres a diffenece between watching acidents and a boy who sticks his fingers in his asshole .... :rolleyes:

Yeah seriously, I'd never want to watch a car accident.

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:22 AM

i was doing a LOL with the car accident, btw, just incase you don't recognise my inherent sarcasm, mister railroad.

i find it bizarre that one man inserting fingers into his ass is considered crass, when i can think of much more violent examples of sexual deviance, myself.

synch 02-20-2007 08:35 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
There are tons of things I don't find morally corrupt that I would not want to see.

And tons of others that I'd pay good money to see.

Wait.

What?

Nothing.

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:42 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee

i find it bizarre that one man inserting fingers into his ass is considered crass, when i can think of much more violent examples of sexual deviance, myself.

is stickin fingers in the ass a violent example of sexual deviance ?

synch 02-20-2007 08:43 AM

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Depends if the ass is yours and if not if it's consenting.

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:44 AM

absolutely not, but you just said it was crass, before.

lollers @ synch :cool:

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:47 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by synch
Depends if the ass is yours and if not if it's consenting.

so i think Tommy had fun with it ! so its ok ....(y)

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee
absolutely not, but you just said it was crass, before.

lollers @ synch :cool:

yes crass that u know him ! :D

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:48 AM

tommy enjoyed it very much indeed, i can tell you that much.

crass that i know him? oh, i think you would be surprised about the popularity of amateur porn. especially in gay circles. it's not that out there at all. if it's safe, and people watch it and enjoy it, and he's getting some pleasure in it, i really do not see the problem. but, erm, i don't want to SEE it see it anymore if you know what i mean.

synch 02-20-2007 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Railroad
so i think Tommy had fun with it ! so its ok ....(y)

Yay for Tommy!

But as much as I like to see people enjoy themselves I'll pass on that one.

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:51 AM

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and u said four fingers ? hmm so i take the butter and try it out .......

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:53 AM

is it bad to lol at your own joke?
 
maybe tommy has little hands?

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:55 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee
tommy enjoyed it very much indeed, i can tell you that much.

crass that i know him? oh, i think you would be surprised about the popularity of amateur porn. especially in gay circles. it's not that out there at all. if it's safe, and people watch it and enjoy it, and he's getting some pleasure in it, i really do not see the problem. but, erm, i don't want to SEE it see it anymore if you know what i mean.

It`s like u rent a porn , and watch it and then u will be surprised to see ur own daughter ......

Pres Zount 02-20-2007 08:55 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Maybe Tommy has a big, loose arsehole?

Johnny Railroad 02-20-2007 08:56 AM

Re: is it bad to lol at your own joke?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by na§tee
maybe tommy has little hands?

so I can take one for two ? ...... thats easy ! :cool:

na§tee 02-20-2007 08:57 AM

LOL i knew i set myself up for that.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pres Zount
Maybe Tommy has a big, loose arsehole?

i had to go outside i was laughing so hard. oh god.

Pres Zount 02-20-2007 09:17 AM

Re: How do u pron?
 
Maybe you can ask him next time you see him. Next time you see him in real life, I mean. Not next time you view his video.


I hate the porn industry, but I approve of the amateur stuff.

Rock 02-20-2007 09:55 AM

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I still can't believe that people rent porn. Just think of all the DNA left on the DVD or VHS.

its all about empornium and the high speed internet connection.

Although the porn i've been seeing lately has been pretty bad. Whats up with all the anal and sloppy wet nasty blowjobs, and 2 penii in one girls mouth, or the 5 guys on one girl?

Whatever happened to the classy days of lesbian rimjob orgies?

ericlee 02-20-2007 10:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock
I still can't believe that people rent porn. Just think of all the DNA left on the DVD or VHS.

its all about empornium and the high speed internet connection.

Although the porn i've been seeing lately has been pretty bad. Whats up with all the anal and sloppy wet nasty blowjobs, and 2 penii in one girls mouth, or the 5 guys on one girl?

Whatever happened to the classy days of lesbian rimjob orgies?

Yeah, I brought up that fact. There's this one guy, some new porn star I suppose. He's got a big wang and to accompany that big wang, he's got a HUGE FUCKING WART ON IT. He goes in bareback too.

over stretched assholes with cum oozing from it and all that other garbage is just gross.

Rock 02-20-2007 10:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ericlee
Yeah, I brought up that fact. There's this one guy, some new porn star I suppose. He's got a big wang and to accompany that big wang, he's got a HUGE FUCKING WART ON IT. He goes in bareback too.

Oh schnapp! the dude from like bang brothers or those kind of sites. I know who you are talking about.

And the ladies don't seem to care...they are like "whats that?" and he is "Its ribbed for your pleasure baby." Fucking crazy.

Yeah....porn just isn't as good as it used to be. But I still watch it on the daily.


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