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monkey 10-14-2005 03:54 PM

SEXXXX
 
because there's too much under/over appreciation, and not enough dirty talk.

ladies: does size matter?

men: does size matter?

turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?

ToucanSpam 10-14-2005 03:56 PM

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Size of what Pauli?

TonsOfFun 10-14-2005 03:57 PM

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breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!

CJM 10-14-2005 04:09 PM

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^what he said.

beastieangel01 10-14-2005 04:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pauli
turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?

you kill me. in a good way.

beastieangel01 10-14-2005 04:23 PM

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p.s. I thought of Peaches.

ToucanSpam 10-14-2005 04:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by beastieangel01
you kill me. in a good way.

too bad it's not in the dead way :mad:

:p



Anyways, since Pauli is out to lunch, I'll assume she means breast size, ass size, etc.


No, it does not matter. A girl can be whatever the hell she wants, if I can talk to her and we get along, I'll ask her out. There's no such thing as a 'fat chick', just horribly shallow guys.

TonsOfFun 10-14-2005 04:26 PM

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You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick

:p

TurdBerglar 10-14-2005 04:46 PM

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who ever said i have a tiny penis?

CrankItUp! 10-14-2005 04:55 PM

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yeah, you might just have a tiny hand. :D

Monsieur Decuts 10-14-2005 04:58 PM

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There is such thing as a tunnel too wide for the average train. This can result in extend periods of numbness and crotchal inactivity.

There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment.

I think that good sex is like the middle bear...everything just fits.

monkey 10-14-2005 05:00 PM

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i just pose questions, you guys interpret them as you will.

you can assume any sort of size for anything at all. :)

TonsOfFun 10-14-2005 05:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Monsieur Decuts
There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment...

I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.

TurdBerglar 10-14-2005 05:02 PM

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i use to have lots and lots of sex

Monsieur Decuts 10-14-2005 05:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun
I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.

boo boo kitty fuck? Is that you?

laurie_hammy 10-14-2005 06:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun
You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick

:p

Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America

Freebasser 10-14-2005 06:50 PM

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Of course size matters. That's why I always go for the large pepsi and not the medium one.

That's what this is about right?







Right?

iceygirl 10-14-2005 08:13 PM

small man hands are freaky
 
yes size matters

TonsOfFun 10-15-2005 04:32 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by laurie_hammy
Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America


They always say on the news here that the UK is only 2nd to the USA and we are catching up.

Maybe that is just overweight stats. Cus you have to be larger to be obese. I think I'm actually classed as obese. They should re classify, cus I'd just class me as over weight. I'll check.

Edit: According http://www.annecollins.com to I am between 50 and 92 lbs over weight, to be at an acceptable weight. And I have to lose 16 lbs before I won't be obese. The internet can be so depressing at time :o Right, I'm gonna lose them 16 lbs. I think I'd be just bones if I lost the total of 92 lbs. I'll try and lose half a lb a day and I'll report back here in a month :)

boys_beastie 10-15-2005 04:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam
There's no such thing as a 'fat chick'

riiiiiiiiiiiight

sjp 10-15-2005 07:24 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun
breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!

Jay and Silent Bob nice.

Bob 10-15-2005 10:19 AM

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damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit

monkey 10-15-2005 10:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob
damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit


ok bob, im PMing you my bank log in and password. tell me if i have enough to get you to go out with me. :o

miss soul fire 10-15-2005 12:03 PM

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I'm very surprised by the fact that no girl on this board bragged about how they love their asses and breasts and how big they are and how they wanna eat themselves. I'm just really surprised.:D

Ok, I'll start, I've got big eyes so I can see better what's big or not!!!! :p

Chicka B 10-15-2005 12:17 PM

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Yes size does matter. He can't have a little...













































nose, that's just weird. I like big strong hands too. :D

icy manipulator 10-15-2005 01:01 PM

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nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman

QueenAdrock 10-15-2005 01:06 PM

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I don't know about size mattering. I've only been with one guy and his sex rocks my world. :cool:

monkey 10-15-2005 01:51 PM

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i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.

but what matters more is how they move, how they make you feel, everything that makes sex GREAT. the realness of it. awesomeness.

<3

laurie_hammy 10-15-2005 05:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icy manipulator
nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman


miss soul fire 10-15-2005 05:30 PM

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Well, size matters, yes. I'm talking about men here.

Although I've heard that even a small equipment works well, it won't change the fact that you are seeing a tiny thing hanging there, you know?! It's not masculine. Maybe it's just my opinion, but I guess women tend to like men who are taller, older (not always, but you know what I mean), more experienced, big hands...big penis (normal size is just about right). Anyway, the man, in many aspects, is required to be more and more and more, much more.

Seriously, whenever I see a man with tiny hands I don't give enough credit to them. It's sad I know, but I look for masculine guy and tiny hands just don't go for me, it's like I'm playing with a little kid.:o

Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.:oNot that that's a bad thing.:DI don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.:(Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!


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