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g-mile7 08-14-2007 05:36 PM

There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Looking at porn.....in the public library..and he caught me looking at his flithy self....and he looked at me and smiled a pedo smile that would make chris hansen proud hahaha yea and its a white kid too.


Only in this library....and to top it all off he is now looking at....you guessed it black girl porn hahaha


and now he saw someone coming and he clicked the tab and now is play Adventure quest(?) hahahaha I guess the sexual intrigue starts at a young age and only gets worst as you age *runs search on sex related threads on this forum :( ;) hahaha

adam_f 08-14-2007 06:27 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
If my little brother was a nine year old white kid in Northern California, that could've been him...but my little brother is black.

Drederick Tatum 08-14-2007 06:29 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
at first I was wondering why your public library stocked porn. but as always, it's the internet.

Kid Presentable 08-14-2007 06:34 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
I fuckin love the internet.

RobMoney$ 08-14-2007 06:49 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Thanks for making sure we all knew he was white. :confused:

Whatitis 08-14-2007 07:05 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMoney$ (Post 1501942)
Thanks for making sure we all knew he was white. :confused:

Um... white nine year old looking at black porn. I think it is the best part of the story.

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs 08-14-2007 07:06 PM

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Doesnt your library block shit like that? Christ, every library i've been to has Myspace and Facebook on lock but the porno sites are open to everyone. I went to the nursing home today to visit my grandpa, and even THEY had Myspace/Facebook/etc blocked off.. Altho I dont know why, You'd think if an 80 yr old wanted to look at the sites/porn they'd let them. How the hell are you gonna tell an 80 yr old he cant look at that?

scotty 08-14-2007 07:20 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Some kinda library you got going there. At mine, you get suspended for paying your overdue bill.

I'm guessing the people who think this is funny, even in the blackest of humour, don't have kids. Don't get me wrong, I probably would have to before I'd had kids. But I have an 8yo son and I'd be horrified if he even knew that the net can be used for porn. It's creepy and wrong to me that a 9yo does and is viewing it in a public place.

adam_f 08-14-2007 07:22 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
He said the kid looked nine. Gary Coleman only recently started to look 14.

Kid Presentable 08-14-2007 07:25 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1501976)
Some kinda library you got going there. At mine, you get suspended for paying your overdue bill.

I'm guessing the people who think this is funny, even in the blackest of humour, don't have kids. Don't get me wrong, I probably would have to before I'd had kids. But I have an 8yo son and I'd be horrified if he even knew that the net can be used for porn. It's creepy and wrong to me that a 9yo does and is viewing it in a public place.

I saw porn at a young age, it's probably not the best idea.

scotty 08-14-2007 07:38 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by adam_f (Post 1501977)
He said the kid looked nine. Gary Coleman only recently started to look 14.

You may be right. On the other hand, my boy looks like he's 11 and, as I said, he's only 8.

The doesn't change the fact that its creepy, rather than funny to me.

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs 08-14-2007 07:44 PM

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I dont find it funny at all - but it's true, kids are getting exposed to it younger and younger these days. For god's sake, all you ever hear about these days is 12 yr olds having orgies and shit like that! thats terrifying!! I knew a girl once who lost her virginity at 9 because she knew about it and knew she couldnt get pregnant if she hadnt started menstrating. Its just not right.

adam_f 08-14-2007 08:04 PM

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I jerked off in the womb.

jabumbo 08-14-2007 08:35 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by adam_f (Post 1502003)
I jerked off in the womb.


that was just me playing games with your mother

adam_f 08-14-2007 08:44 PM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
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Originally posted by jabumbo
that was just me playing games with your mother
Well, thanks for jerking me off, buddy.

jabumbo 08-14-2007 08:53 PM

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i had to pleasure my child at least once before i took off

Bob 08-14-2007 09:10 PM

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uh

Dorothy Wood 08-15-2007 12:30 AM

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perfect bob, just perfect.

TurdBerglar 08-15-2007 12:33 AM

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well this took an odd turn

g-mile7 08-15-2007 12:55 AM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMoney$ (Post 1501942)
Thanks for making sure we all knew he was white. :confused:

Anytime Sua...I mean Ro...I mean Fat White aka Biggie. Anytime.

g-mile7 08-15-2007 01:04 AM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1501986)
You may be right. On the other hand,my boy looks like he's 11 and,as I said, he's only 8.
The doesn't change the fact that its creepy,rather than funny to me.

Humor is in the fact that he smiled at me,with the porn going with at least 2O adults in the area (but at least 6 kids his age next to him),it was white kid with Black porn (and him smiling proud about it at me; a Black guy)&then clicking 2 a kids game when sum1 came near.I found it funny,sad yes,but thats on his folks.

g-mile7 08-15-2007 01:16 AM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by adam_f (Post 1501925)
If my little brother was a nine year old white kid in Northern California, that could've been him...but my little brother is black.

haha genuis. I dont know, they just opened this library a few months ago and the same weirdos are coming to it. I mean I feel safer with a 9yo looking at it in the library instead of a 4Oyo+ man...and it happens alot and its alot easier to tell a neieve kid to turn the shit off then a dirty old man with children around.Yes we do have myspace

g-mile7 08-15-2007 02:22 AM

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Next to my daily emails and getting my ticket to Rock the Bells, this was one of few smiles I had yesterday.

g-mile7 08-15-2007 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CoolDog182 (Post 1502080)
I like to imagine the moment. so funny.

Children are great

And the comp didnt have any speakers either. Kid just went RAW with it haha

g-mile7 08-15-2007 02:58 AM

Re: There is a nine year old kid (he looks nine)
 
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Originally Posted by CoolDog182 (Post 1502087)
He was 'watching' porn? Like, moving hardcore?

OMFG

Props to him for it. Little scally.

Well he wasnt doin anything else but watching and turning every 1Osecs


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