If I was famous
 

I'd sell my spermz. There has to be fans that would be willing to pay top dollar to get impregnated by their favorite celebrities. Why don't you hear about famous people doing this?

Re: If I was famous
 

because anybody famous enough that people would want their sperms doesnt need the money and any celebrities that would do it arent famous enough

Re: If I was famous
 

because the broke ass impregnated peeps would want child support.

Re: If I was famous
 

Vincent Gallo has been the only celebrity arrogant enough to do this, I think.

Re: If I was famous
 

if I was famous, I'd sell my toenail clippings. but like, under a pseudonym on ebay...maybe pretend to be a maid or something. so people wouldn't think I was a creep.

then I would start a scholarship fund with the money I made. for kids who want to become podiatrists. then I would secretly laugh to myself about the whole thing. and people would be like, "what are you laughing about?" and I'd be all, "none of your fucking business, get me a burrito, bitch, I'm famous."

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Re: If I was famous
 

i once read vincent gallo's website where he sells his sexual services and his sperm to white women. it was kinda disturbing and im a little glad that no one else really does this (publicly).