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Originally Posted by hpdrifter
Are you gonna be one of those scary dads that intimidates all of the boys that wanna date their daughter?
I think dads like that are so cool.
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Most definitely. I'm talking, "Hey, nice to meet you. Come in. Mind if I ask you a few questions? No? Good. Have a seat. Don't mind the bright light in your face. What? This? Oh, it's just an old polygraph. Don't worry about it, just fill out these forms...and... initial here, here and...here and sign your name at the bottom. It just says you've willfully consented to have your urine tested for any impurities blah blah blah...and I'll just need to see two forms of ID aaaand your drivers abstract and we can get started. Once we're done here, you're free to go home. And you should hear back from me in 2 to 3 weeks."