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Originally Posted by mickill
Most definitely. I'm talking, "Hey, nice to meet you. Come in. Mind if I ask you a few questions? No? Good. Have a seat. Don't mind the bright light in your face. What? This? Oh, it's just an old polygraph. Don't worry about it, just fill out these forms...and... initial here, here and...here and sign your name at the bottom. It just says you've willfully consented to have your urine tested for any impurities blah blah blah...and I'll just need to see two forms of ID aaaand your drivers abstract and we can get started. Once we're done here, you're free to go home. And you should hear back from me in 2 to 3 weeks."
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see, that's just too much work.
i just invite the boy in, point to my shotgun on the wall.....and say "i have lots of ammo, a shovel, and plenty of land out back. they'd never find you body. have a nice night".