[LongDuckDong]

Originally Posted by Anders Nilsson

If you weren't such an idiot, like you are, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Then you would have noticed 'thanks for spoiling it for me'. So you're retarded comment doesn't apply, Fat man.

Like imagine some shitty baseball world series bollocks was on, whatever, I don't know how it works. And it was like the crucial final match/game whatever. You couldn't watch it live, because you were fat and in hospital or something, but you were gonna watch it some other time. And some even fatter man comes up and says "HEY, THE FUCKING GIANTS WON, CHECK THAT SHIT!" You'd be like "Hey, fat cunt, you fucked it up for me, because my fatself hasn't seen the game yet, and I wanted the suspense. But now your fat, overgrown bearded ass has SPOILED THE FUCKING THING FOR ME, you stinking hairy bastard".

Like that. FAT. FUCK.

Dear teenypenisboy,

The fat shit is really really really lame. People can gain or lose weight, but small penises don't grow. They stay small. Leaving a lot of women and men unsatisfied. You need to figure out your own problems.