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its all tweeze and it gets done everytime i get a haircut, which is often because im a hairy fucker and i only look human for after a haircut.

and you guys are goosestepping around it. after i leave the bathhouse every saturday morning, i power-walk to pick up some mochachailattevertesoyacinnajava and get my toenails done before i get the eyebrows done.


im relaly surpised at you guys