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OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD - her face! my mum, btw. she looks absolutely delighted to have her hand up our (muslim-friendly!) turkey. i was going to do a caption competition but oh well. if you can think of better, please share! we have a halal turkey cos the m0mz boyfriend is muslim, but he's not even here cos he gets paid big bucks to do teh doctoring abroad over christmas. oh well!
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teh brother and the butter/thyme/lemons etc to stuff under that turkey breast my mother was molesting.
okay, those were the night before and i sorta spent all day drinking and watching tv so here's my only fresh vegetable shot of carrots in orange juice! CRAZY!
the finished result. i was like mum, are you trying to kill us all? in time honoured tradition we all left a third and finished a meal which took 7 hours to prepare in 25 minutes. yo yo!
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