hey man, my teeth only look squint because i have a deliberate gurn on. y'all may think i have terrible oral hygiene because i don't floss like a mofo but my teeth are okay! REALLY! BELIEVE ME!
kid - do you mean you find hiding the cider sexy (we have to hide all the alcohol in the house before my mum's muslim boyfriend comes back so i am kindly helping out the cause by selflessly drinking it all atm) or puffy hair sexy? or just generally aggressive "YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY TODAY, KID!" sexy talk? because, you know, i can help out there.
she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say |
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