this is how you make a bacon sandwich.
first, take your (UNSMOKED) bacon and trim it of most of the fat:
grill it to your taste. me, i like sort of crispy.
place it on fucking TOASTED pieces of multigrain bread. on one piece, spread mayonnaise. on the other, spread some legendary brooooon sauce. put salad leaves on the mayonnaise side, and put the bacon on top. do try not to get so engrossed in conversation that you forget about the bacon:
add sliced tomatoes, put brown sauce slice of bread on top, slice:
pose with it in various photo opportunities:
i win. you lose.
if it was the morning i would have skipped all this salad junk and gone right in with a fried egg. but it's not, so there.