When bored on a friday night in suburbia, with three hours to kill before a 10 o'clock showing of Nightmare in 3D - go buy fake mustaches! and wear them everywhere you can!
Oh dear.. all those years spent watching Beastie videos have finally paid off..
Just so I dont look like a complete asshole... I wasnt the only one:
People like it when you go into thier stores with mustaches on...