[Fan with a fan]

Oh yah...
At the last Spiderman sequel, 10 pm show, pretty empty - this man 2 rows ahead of us had brought 5 kids, the youngest maybe 5.

Those kids could NOT shut their lips.

After a lot of: "what dad?" "nachos, dad?" "I'm gonna stand on my seat and look around - look!" "Cold dad!" "MY soda!" "I'm bored dad" "what's happening?" "gotta pee"

I said "how's about quieting your tribe, Sir?"

Dad said:
"I'm gonna shut YOU up kid" (looks back menacingly, feigns getting up)

I said: "doubt it. You can't even shut up your own kids."

Dad said:
"I'm gonna FUCK YOU UP! Shut the FUCK UP."
(Dad!omygosh! Your 27 kids can hear you!)

I said: "You're ridiculous. Where's your manners?"

Dad shouts: "I'm gonna find you after the movie and FUCK YOU UP I saw you I know what you look like."
He starts to get up, but is in the middle of kid row...

Uh, we left the theatre.
Feel my muscles.