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i think what i need is a boxing kangaroo made out of kangaroo scrotum. that's what i need. also, when you squeeze it, it says crap like "bloody oath mate" and tries to grab your tits. thanks for the hot tip.

i like how that section of tat is plastered with MADE IN AUSTRALIA.. yeah right.

thanks to the people who like my hair. i just decided to get it the fuck off - mostly because of laziness waiting for it to dry in the morning. i basically held my fringe and said to my hairdresser "do whatever the crap you want to the rest.. i don't want it mumsy-ish but i don't want it too high maintenance because i can't be fucked".. so it's long on my fringe side and short everywhere else. he put a little vulcan tuft behind one ear, too. i like it, i love hairdressers who basically tell you what to do because after all, if it's shit, hair grows back. but he's got skillz so it's never shit. touch wood.