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Originally Posted by beastieangel01
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Sorry but that girl on the left is one of those vampire henchwomen/men in those movies. She probably was floating by without touching the ground and got in the picture just floated off to hit on some drunk guy at the bar and suck his soul in the alley that was just soaked with rain and reflecting the neon sign from the Chinese food place across the street. Then the guy woke up the next morning suddenly upright and full of sweat realizing it was all a nightmare until he goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth and realizes he has teeth marks on his neck that are all infected and he screams to see his incisors are longer and actually sucking the toothpaste/spit mix in his mouth. I wonder if vampires would get sick that way injesting toothpaste spit. They say you shouldn't if you arent a vampire. The dipstick probably deserved to get bitten because there is Axe bodywash in his shower.