A few weeks back I was outside the pub with my mates smoking and this strange guy pulled up in this amazing van. It had LEDs in the front saying "LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME? I CAN HOOK YOU UP" and this weird dude in a cowboy hat was driving. He hopped out and started talking to the chicks I was with, then opened the door of the van and there was like a huge TV and a sofa in the back, Pimp My Ride style. Except the guy was all middle aged and creepy and not a rich middle class teen. He opened the back doors as well and there was all this strange shit including a globe and toilet paper. WTF?