[Nuzzolese]

It's attached to the wall, and it's mostly silver stainless steel but the body of it is wrapped in what looks like woven tan metal of some kind. It goes from the floor up to my belly button and I don't think it sweats. Nobody uses it. The spout is all greenish and gross. There might be a puddle in the back of it, I'm not sure. I never actually LOOK at it. It's just a fixture there. When I walk down to his office I try to walk really softly, toes first. I try to lift my rib cage up and out of my body as if that will make me step even softer, like I'm floating. It's just so I can listen to possibly overhear anything. But of course I can't hear a thing because of the waterfountain and because he's so quiet.

Other ladies here think he's rude. He IS kind of rude. But I feel so strongly that there's something behind it. Iunno. Whatevs. Maybe he hates women, and therefore me.