[Nuzzolese]

Don't you hate it when you're cold, and in an attempt to keep warm, your body overheats to the point where you start sweating, and then you get cold again? My limbs and hands are cold but I'm sweating. It's like my body is a cheap oven, unevenly baking the cookies.


I hate those radio and TV weather people who sit in an air-conditioned room all day and act like all their listeners are supposed to agree with them on the best kind of weather. "It's going to be mid-80s, a beautiful day!" And I groan because I'd prefer it a little cooler. Why is it assumed that everyone wants the warmest weather all the time? And then they act so proud and self-satisfied as if they were the ones making it hot and sunny and I ought to be patting them on the back. They didn't do a damn thing.