09-11-2009, 07:26 AM
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Non Stop Climax Action
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 3,092
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Re: Dane Cook
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I invite her back to my apartment, or as I call it, the "Death Star." I'm still working on it, it's not completely operational.
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- err eh. I give it a 1/2 of a Heh.
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If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"
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- mmm,- no.
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It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye!"
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV I'd always say, "Why not me?"
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- ... *yawns*
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One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.
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- *golf clap* passable.
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I didn’t want to call it Burger King so I called it the BK lounge.
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-  SHUT THE FUCK UP
here ya fucken go Dane!
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see ya later masterbator
At the Moment: Playing Street Fighter 4
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Last edited by Audio. : 09-11-2009 at 07:35 AM.
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