[b i o n i c]

i got stuck in an elevator full of old russian ladies at a gala event once D:

old people love elevators. so do ladies at the 59th street station, HOLY SHIT. subway station elevators attract the worst of all elevator criminals. you've never seen slow till you've observed an nyc subway elevator

this old dude gets in the elevator the other night in his best easter suit holding two giant empty bud ice cans, looks at me and goes 'im tired'.