[bobnope]

I've got an embarrasing one! Probably 10 years ago I was camping with some friends and a few of us went roaming around the site after dark. We ran into some dudes who were obviosly looking for a fight. They duped us into their little plan by asking for a light. Being a generally nice and naive guy I stopped and gave them some matches. Within a few minutes of pointless chit chat I could feel a little tension brewing! Then the "leader" of their posse starting egging us on by claiming we weren't being "cool" with "them", like we were somehow trying to instigate something which totally wasn't the case! I rebutted "I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce!", to which I promptly got smashed in the right eye with a beer bottle! A few more words were exchanged as I snuck away to the hospital for my many stiches. Anyways that's the line I regret most!