If I had a harem..and could have 5 husbands..I would totally ask Mayday to marry me
...then keep him in a cage, feed him steak, cookies and orange juice....
and when the moonlight was just right, I'd let him out of his cage and say...
"pleasure me NOW! Slaveboy!"
Okay...
that's not entirely true.
I wouldn't ask him to marry me.
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