[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by Homsar

So this ram bought a porkchop, but was quite confused with the texture. What I'm trying to say is, pencils should not be used as a writing utensil, but more of an ear cleaner. However, some may disagree, so I should truly say that fishbowls are this years new go-go boots. Without these on your feet, you're just about as useless as raisins are to a human. Whichever path you take, it should be known that the letter 'G' and John Rickerman do not mix together, only on New Years...and only every third year.

<3 I think that was just about perfect.