you see that crap right there? Ladies complain that we leave the seat up but it's only because they need to set thier junk on the closed toilet seat.
That's what shelves and cabinets are for. I swear, every lady does that and my wife is notorious for it. She'll leave something on the toilet seat and I come to take my mid, blured vision morning piss, go to life the toilet seat and all her stuff goes crashing to the floor.
oh yeah, nice pic BTW