I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting.
but also
because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.
I don't know why I told that story.