[Nuzzolese]

There was a reception today, for people who have worked here for a while. I got honored with an engraved pen, and some cake. He didn't show up so after it was over I stopped by his office and offered him my slice of cake. He looked at it like it was a dead squirrel and he asked if it was any good. I told him I didn't know, because I didn't eat any of it. He said okay and he took it and I left. I didn't even have to bake anything! I'm glad, too. I might have been offended if he'd reacted that way to something I made.