it was one of those creepy crawly furry-looking centipedes that shimmy across the wall. yuck! I sprayed him with febreze! then I scooped him up and threw him away.
that was like an hour ago and I can't fall asleep.
turns out they're called house centipedes. I think the research I did to find that out made everything worse.
gross gross gross!
and now my neighbors are apparently jumping on pogo sticks above my bedroom. I want to murder them. IT'S 2 A.M. ASSHOLES!
baroque chamber music isn't even helping. somebody suggest a type of soothing music for me to fall asleep to pls.