[codyfoo]

"got arrested at the mardi gras for jumpin' on a float,
my man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat"

and

"pulled over to the river, to take a rest,
pulled out a pair of pliers, pulled a bullet outta my chest"

and

"roses are red, violets are blue,
got my barrel at your neck, so what the fuck you gonna do?"

heh, yeah, gotta love the beasties