[monkey]

I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.

he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure.

i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.