Re: carol singers
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman have been drinking at the same pub for years. Over time, they tend to do more drinking than talking, so the Englishman makes a suggestion one December night:
"We always come to this pub and spend the night staring into our pints, saying nothing. Let's each bring something topical about Christmas to the pub tomorrow night and talk about it"
"Worth a try" The Scotsman says.
The next night they all arrive with something to talk about, relating to Chrismas.
The Scotsman displays some Mistletoe, and says:
"Here's some Mistletoe, it's usually hung about the place on Christmas, and people often kiss under it (och aye)"
The other two nod their approval.
The Englishman displays a Christmas angel:
"This is often found at the top of the Christmas tree, and has many religious connotations connected to the festive season."
The other two nod their approval.
The Irishman displays a pair of Women's underwear:
"This is a pair of knickers" he says.
"What does that have to do with Christmas?" asks the Englishman.
"Well," the Irishman replies, "They're Carols"
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