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i know, thats rough.. but they're gonna be mad or not eventually anyway. i might be more mad at someone staying with someone i care about when they know there's no future. maybe you should just make your boyfriend dump you.. stop flushing toilets, leave used tampons around, start farting 'accidentally' around him, don't brush your teeth when you're around him, get really naggy...

whoa man, that jewelry store gift certificate is kinda heavy.. i dunno. i dont think id buy anything for a woman at a jewelry store unless something was up. couldnt he have just bought you a bed bath and beyond gift cert or someshit?

i have this fantasy of moving somewhere out in the middle of nowhere and being one of those guys who hunts and fishes (maybe just fishing) for food all the time, have a vegetable garden, burn wood for heat, smash up my modems and live off the grid. fuck chopping wood though... chainsaws!