Pigeon-toed guys
Dudes with clean but crooked teeth (like mine
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Sweatiness/dirtiness caused by manly man work. I watched a friend of a friend cut down a tree a few weeks ago and he was all filthy afterwards and I wanted to lick him.
I went on a date the other night with a guy and I think there's something wrong with his eyes. He blinks one eye at a time, like he's winking. I kind of like that, too...super weird.