hey, i thought about this for like 10 minutes and then i was like "is zorra calling my boyfriend a piece of shit?" and then i was like "no, she wouldn't do that" and then i was like "well.. does ranald look like turdburglar then?" and i said to myself "i can't really remember what turd looks like nowadays eh" and then "maybe turd has expressed a deep interest in beef curry" or "he wears glasses and has a fat lip too" or.. you get the picture.
she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say |
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