hair and glasses, omg!
turd, i haven't seen a picture of you in years. lemme see! he'll be pleased about the glasses but i'm not so sure. oh man, when he was younger he had those huge 3 inch thick motherfuckers. poor guy. he really can't see all that well. but new technology and new, thinner lenses eh? he's had two pairs of glasses in the fives years i've known him and they were both the same style. sometimes he wears contacts but he's a big pussy and it makes his delicate sensitive wickle eyes water. fanny!
this is a better representation of him though. he's all about the frown, bottom lip, "tampon nostrils" (his phrase not mine) and potential monobrow. i pushed back the "fat" on his face at his request. hahaha.
