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ill take 65 degrees all day everyday, thankyouverymuch

the local weatherman here is the biggest fucking ham in the world. he's got the 80s scott baio haircut and his eyebrows are always /. .\ . i worked at an event with him and all the old ladies were throwing themselves at him

he does act like he controls the weather, or at least when the other news people beg him for a sunny weekend, he doesnt not act like he and mother nature are tight