St. Patty's Day is coming up, which is yet another excuse to go get obliterated in celebration, and here is a gadget that can assist in the obliteration. This talking beer glass is the perfect for the person who always needs to be told what to do. It is also great if you have previously drunken yourself blind—it will warn of low beer levels. $28.
I wonder if it can do pickup lines when you can manage nothing more than gargling at a girl...