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Old 08-28-2009, 03:46 PM
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Default Re: I work with a Vulkan

This is a good idea! I don't want to really get hurt but maybe just a cut or something. If he sees that I'm bleeding and he's concerned, you think, maybe? I could try walking in high heels which is always risky, and it will help me throw myself down on the hard linoleum floor in front of his office, while carrying a pair of scissors, in my mouth.


He is a trained physician, however, which means that he could decide to help me only out of professional obligation. And likewise if I injure myself near his property, he could decide to help me only to avoid looking guilty. I'd have to draw blood and then have him find me somewhere by accident, somewhere away from his car or office or house. How do you knock yourself unconscious?



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