[abbott]

Well it all started at noon, lunch and a few Gunnies. Then 1 o’clock tee time for a tournament, 4 man scramble, and several more Gunnieses and the golf is over at 6. Since were playing at a casino, I decide to pulse out $100 and go play some poker before I get home. I role in at 8pm and I am still pretty loaded.

My wife has been pissed all day because I posted a picture of the golf crew on facebook. My wife rips into me when I walk in the door and it went something like this… “What in hell are you wearing? You don’t wear that shirt with those shorts!!” and the bitching lasted about 20 minutes. The whole time I am sitting there thinking to myself “this is awesome, getting bitched at for my clothes, this is why I love my wife.”

Then I went in took a shower and there she is waiting for me in bed like I won a prize or something and the shit is on. Just seems like beer, golf and poker go down a little easier if my clothes don’t match.