no drinks: YAY PENIS BALLOONS AND PRESENTS
3-4 drinks: OMG IM SOOO HAPPY HAWEHHARHAHRHARHR
7-8 drinks: RAWRRRR STABBING PUMPKINS WITH RANDOM UTENSILS
11-12 drinks: I KNOW LETS THROW PEANUTS...EVERYWHERE AND MAKA DE BIG MESS
14-15 drinks: OH OH HOLDING UP HEAD AND OPENING EYES HARD
16-17 drinks: Zzzzzzzzzzz IN DA CLIZZUB
17+ drinks: AIRESSE GO HOME WIF BOYFRIEND's BEST FRIEND NOW YEYEY
I KID I KID YAY HE HAD A FUN BIRTHDAY!