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Old 01-09-2019, 03:08 AM
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Default Going back through old PMs....

And man. They both made me laugh and made me sad. As I was a happy young buck back then, and now I'm a middle aged tired man.

My favourite though was from Kid Presentable... I have no memory of ever reading this, but fuck it was funny. And with no context, it made it even funnier.

Here it is -

My mixtape dedication to you in mickill's was an attempt to reflect you lascivious,womanising cheesecake eating gangsta. Not an invite for you to sit on my face.

Been on my mind, that has.



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Originally Posted by lolkat View Post
boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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