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Originally Posted by ProfJIM

Above: An example of the kind of real American dish I make when I'm not fucking around. It's a barbecue chicken and sausage sandwich with almost raw steak for bread, smothered in hot sauce and mayonnaise, with a hot dog garnish. For extra non-fagginess, I made sure the chicken was not free range, and was in fact beaten to death by cruel farmers in underground chicken-killing tournaments.

*pukes all over picture*