[Bob]

as fast food burger places go, i would say that wendy's tops my list on the list of places i can go to that probably won't give me diarrhea

i won't lie, taste-wise, i do enjoy a good burger king whopper, so burger king edges out wendy's in that category, but i'm never happy with myself in the hours that follow. wendy's is relatively safe, though.

and then there's the dollar menu! you can get like 5 junior bacon cheeseburgers for less than the price of one better burger at a better place. not a bad bargain, not really. especially when you consider the fact that it probably won't give you diarrhea

i think about diarrhea a lot when choosing my meals. it's a large part of why i don't want to go to india ever