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Old 10-21-2005, 10:46 PM
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Unhappy Alone again...naturally

Ok, I'm about to crack!!! This is gonna sound so goddamn pathetic, but here goes.... I'm going be 21 next year and I still have never been on a date or had a boyfriend...
It irritates the hell outta me seeing these other girls that are way too fat, and way to ugly getting action and I'm not!!

It's not fair! I guess I just don't know how to flirt... I've always been sorta tom boyish... but I don't wanna dress like a ho

Does anyone have advice on how to snag one on my line...I'm getting pretty bored out here in the middle of this vast ocean...so many fuckin' fish, and nothings bitting

And trust me....there's nothin' wrong with my bate



yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



Adrock - (In a latin accent) To all the Spanish ladies out there this is Paco. (laughs)

Qué tal Paco? Te gustaría apretar mis nalgas?

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