I'm sure he is beyond the reach of seduction, in the traditional sense anyway. Perhaps a racy x-ray of my chest cavity sent to his cell phone, though.
Why is it that whenever I'm around someone who behaves in one extreme, it always drives my behavior so much further in the opposite direction than my natural inclinations would ever take me? He's so serious and controlled that I get silly around him. Likewise I have a very silly and giddy coworker around whom I have trouble even cracking a smile. It's like I need that kind of balance or something.