bro, its uuuge! ill post it if i can find it! can i photoshop my head over the dude who's about to steal from you at least? that would be like at least a 6/10 on the ill-ass-soccer-player-for-the-chicks scale
seriously though, grow your hair out like a leo messi mullet and get your dude to do some sweet grainy sweaty black and white header shots like that gatorade ad. chicks love dat shit