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Old 11-20-2009, 09:57 PM
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Default Re: Greatest Hits in Omegle Chat.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GOD?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes, it's me
You: oh it is you!
Stranger: of course
You: why god?
Stranger: would i leave you??
You: why are we here
Stranger: i do not do that?
You: is sarah palin our savior?
Stranger: i'm not really sure, child
Stranger: most certainly
You: she smells like moth balls
You: and fake hair
You: how do we know she is the truth
Stranger: that's exactly why you should follow her
You: and does she own a spaceship to save us all in?
Stranger: and her ways
Stranger: yes
You: do you shave your balls?
Stranger: she hides it in that one really big alaskan mountain
You: how can you reach?
Stranger: no, but sarah palin does
Stranger: it's difficult
You: her balls smell like moose
Stranger: that's great
You: I wish I could karate kick
Stranger: get your nose away from there! audultrer! she is a married woman!
You: but I can't....I have no legs
Stranger: sorry
You: she loved Levi, the good book said it
Stranger: i don't mean to pry, but how did you loose them?
You: I ate them
You: with some mushrooms
You: they taste like shit
You: I would advise marinating yours first
Stranger: awww, you sound like that one dude in germany
Stranger: i will surely do so
You: I hate germans
You: they talk funny and smell even funnier
Stranger: aww, no hating <3
You: I love alaskans
Stranger: haha
You: they rave at church
Stranger: oh, like sarah-dearest??
You: sarah is satan
You: I hate and love her because she's like anti-authority...she going ROGUE YO!
You: I hope 50 cent like her too
Stranger: haha
You: so God, have you ever spited someone?
Stranger: only occasionally if they don't eat their mac and cheese, but as that's pretty much universally good, i don't deal with it too much
You: Dear God, hope you got the letter and
You: are you a haxxor?
Stranger: of course child
You: god haxxor the gays please
Stranger:
You: like Bruno
Stranger: he's the tops!
You: I wish I was the bottoms
You: BRUNO!!!
Stranger: you are!
You: New Moon?
You: Avatar?
Stranger: hopefully
You: Nightmare before Christmas?
Stranger: new moon
You: Honey Child?
Stranger: hey i watched nightmare this week!
You: ok serious question
You: God, are you white?
Stranger: first time ever!
Stranger: only my feet
You: did you really watch nightmare?
You: I'm good.....shit, I'm great
You: < psychic friends network
Stranger: haha, yeps
You: your favorite Beastie Boys Song is Sabotage
Stranger: i'm totes part of that
Stranger: yes, it is
You: for real?
You: are you from the board?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i',m GOD!
You: God bless
You: I wonder was it a shit or a sneeze?
You: that started it all, the universe ya know
Stranger: it really did
Stranger: that would have been my... great great grandGODfather??
You: are you the Godfather?
Stranger: no, just God and his father
You: do you like mess up people....other mobsters and stuff
Stranger: ok, well yes, i invented the mofia, but
You: so wait...GOD, his Father, and Fred from the meat market are all the same dude?
You: fuck me!
Stranger: ... you don't know that, ok??
You: Yoda is that you ?
Stranger: yes
You: know force you do yes?
Stranger: of course, i am the force!
You: nah, you gangsta
Stranger: yeps
Stranger: you know it
You: true
You: word
Stranger: i'm the Godstah'
You: 40 ounca love
Stranger: most defs, homehuman
You: I got 99 problems but a Omiscient Being ain't one
You: so...do you chat often with strangers?
Stranger: i know no strangers, i'm god!
You: you seem normal
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: ....
Stranger: for being god??
Stranger: haha
You: do you worship the Subgenious?
Stranger: yeah, i come on omegle for kicks
You: what is the safe word for this converstation?
You: I don't want to die
Stranger: the word is lightning!
You: lightning! this hurst!
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