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Old 10-21-2005, 10:46 PM
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Ok, I'm about to crack!!! This is gonna sound so goddamn pathetic, but here goes.... I'm going be 21 next year and I still have never been on a date or had a boyfriend...
It irritates the hell outta me seeing these other girls that are way too fat, and way to ugly getting action and I'm not!!

It's not fair! I guess I just don't know how to flirt... I've always been sorta tom boyish... but I don't wanna dress like a ho

Does anyone have advice on how to snag one on my line...I'm getting pretty bored out here in the middle of this vast ocean...so many fuckin' fish, and nothings bitting

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Old 10-21-2005, 10:56 PM
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Well I've only had one boyfriend my whole life, and I've had him for 4 years. Started at the very end of high school. All my friends got the mens in high school, and then I realized I was going after my guy friends who didn't want to "ruin something good." So I found him on sparkmatch.com by coincidence. We were both 100% compatible and bored, so we started to talk and then met later and dated soon after.

But I hear now the internet is hit-or-miss. You can meet some cool people that are just in the same situation as you (can't find people in real life because you're shy or whatever), but you will also meet the people who are psychopaths and online because they've gone through all the women they know. So it's hard.

I'd say look for dates before boyfriends. Just be yourself and don't be afraid to ask guys if they want to just hang out sometime, shoot some pool or something that they'd like to do. Don't make it sound serious, if it's meant to be that way, it'll take its natural course from there.



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Old 10-21-2005, 11:20 PM
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I think I have to change my sparkmatch.com criteria, "I want a butt ugly hag with a bad drinkin' habit an a mean o'l man in jail" isn't getting a single bite.



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Old 10-21-2005, 11:32 PM
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Everyone who advertises in our local personal ads says they like to walk around our city lakes. If that were true, the sidewalks would be jam packed.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:36 PM
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Everyone who advertises in our local personal ads says they like to walk around our city lakes. If that were true, the sidewalks would be jam packed.
I had that one for awhile, but after, like to walk around our city lakes, I had and checkout chicks asses.

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Old 10-21-2005, 11:42 PM
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My friend's brother said he was "looking for a sun goddess." Apparently there aren't any in Minnesota.
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Old 10-22-2005, 07:00 AM
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It irritates the hell outta me seeing these other girls that are way too fat, and way to ugly getting action and I'm not!!
With an attitude like that, I'm not surprised.



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Old 10-22-2005, 07:25 AM
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don't sweat it so much; I know it's annoying and takes some patience.
Find something that intrests you and keeps you motivated, and enjoy doing that. See where that takes you and if it leads to something special. I never had a girlfriend in high school, and in college I had one girlfriend for two weeks the end of my junior year. But, I kept working hard and went to do volunteer work and snagged a real good job there. There were enough people around and things to do that I enjoyed myself and became pretty used to living on my own - then, bam! I meet my wife and voila! it's going pretty damn good.

for the longest time, I always felt I was doing something wrong and felt I wasn't good enough. But, after our being together I've found out from her that there were several other women that told her I was a good catch. That's a surprise to me, cause I never really felt justified in feeling like I was something some women were missing out on until I met her.

don't know if that helps any ....
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Old 10-22-2005, 07:41 AM
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Ok, I'm about to crack!!! This is gonna sound so goddamn pathetic, but here goes.... I'm going be 21 next year and I still have never been on a date or had a boyfriend...
Are you a minger?

If not, know the following:

1. If a guy isn't gay, infected with an STD or suffering from the runs, or dating someone hotter than you, he *WILL* fuck you. Unless you look like a guy, or are really really ugly. And really really ugly is "Obese to the point where you get out of breath having a crap" or "missing an eye."

2. Ever since the rise of feminism, most guys have been emasculated. Any guy that is going to approach you is either going to be: A playah and thus bedded more women than you've had hot dinners; a moron who doesn't appreciate the socio-dynamic truth that women hold all the cards in the flirtation game; very very drunk.

If you want to snag a guy that isn't one of the above, you have to GIVE US A GODDAMN HAND. We aren't mind readers, nor are we acrobats. If you want a lover that jumps through hoops, start fucking dolphins. Talk to a guy - initiating communication is a good sign. Don't be too subtle, make your intentions clear early on. Nothing is worse for a guy than thinking "maybe she just wants someone to talk to" and thus putting them in self-depricating, defensive and rather morose mode. Don't bother with "signs" or "hints" or clues - they won't work. They'll think you playing with your hair means you have nits, or you staring at them a lot means you are high, etc.

If they say something you disagree with, do not shut them down, open up the conversation. Instead of "No, blah." use "I think buhbuhbuh - what do you think about that?" And if you approve of ANYTHING they say or do, let them know they are on the right track with a compliment. If they say something you strongly disagree with, DON'T JUST LET THEM DIG THEMSELVES INTO A HOLE. They are desperately struggling to keep the conversation going and not seem over-whelmed by the whole experience. 1. Stop them clearly and take the conversation in a better direction. 2. Make it clear that you do not intend to let this (often misrepresentative) initial ramble prejudice against them.

This will help them to relax.

Also, take an active part in this. It should be fun for both parties - and that means him not taking you out on a date that you hate, and never getting a call-back because you didn't have the guts to tell him you hate going to hockey matches.

Buy him a drink - this subverts the usual gender roles and makes him think "hey, she is interested me in enough to go to the bar for me." - this way he'll know you are not just looking for someone to talk to for a few mins while you are waiting for a friend or boyfriend. If he's not an asshat, and you haven't done anything stupid, he'll reciprocate (just so long as he has money. Don't think the guy's a tightwad just because you caught him without his wallet in his trousers).

Any more advice needed?



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Old 10-22-2005, 08:10 AM
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I was seeing spots after todays bowel motion.



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Old 10-23-2005, 12:15 AM
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I was seeing spots after todays bowel motion.
it was that fun eh?



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Old 10-23-2005, 12:58 AM
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hhhhhhhhh boys...I enojuy them you shoudl too! Do that shit up and ahhhstuff...yess..and u cannnnn be nice.



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Old 10-22-2005, 08:12 AM
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It irritates the hell outta me seeing these other girls that are way too fat, and way to ugly getting action and I'm not!!


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It's not fair! I guess I just don't know how to flirt... I've always been sorta tom boyish... but I don't wanna dress like a ho.
Flirting is natural, maybe you're asexual.
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:36 AM
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listen to cam'ron
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:00 PM
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