When the sun is out...

[paul jones]

why do a large percentage of the male population take their tops off? especially those fat bald idiots.

catch skin cancer you fuckin idiots!

[TurdBerglar]

yeah why can't young females catch cancer instead

[Planetary]

i agree. taking your shirt off is for the beach only. as are flip-flops.

people who wear flip-flops out of the house other than at the beach are dick heads. also people who get coffee to take away and walk around shops with it. sit down and drink it or dont drink it- you'll survive without! bell ends!

[paul jones]

yeah,let's peeve our nuts off!

what about those fucking fuckspazzlers who are behind you in the queue at the bank talking on their phones but the conversation they're having doesn't make sense,like they are talking to no-one but are pretending to because they want everyone to know in the bank that they have a phone and a friend to talk to when they are probably just out on day release from the mental home.cuntsticks!

or what about those titsuckers who look at you as you're driving past them who are walking along and just look at you.what the fuck are you looking at?,even though I'm looking at you but that's ok as I'm in a car but why are you looking at the car? AND smiling.............that's the thing.....strangers smiling as you drive past.fuck off!

[Planetary]

i know what you mean about the smiling weirdos. such tit suckers

[gbsuey]

calm down boys, get yourselves a nice coffee, kick off your shoes, get your shirt off and smile at the passers by. nice profanities Paul Jones.

[Helvete]

When I drive my car I beep at people and wave. They always wave back.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by Helvete

When I drive my car I beep at people and wave. They always wave back.

that's always good fun

one of the best ones though is making monkey noises at old women doing their gardening.

[Splashleigh]

Fat old men who stand at their front gate and stare as you walk by. go inside and peep out your front windows to perve like everyone else.

[Lyman Zerga]

Originally Posted by Planetary

people who wear flip-flops out of the house other than at the beach are dick heads.

when it's shit hot i get nothing but flip flops on my feet, the last time i was on a beach flip flops didnt even exist nor did dick heads

[Guy Incognito]

those pesky fuckspazzlers

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by Splashleigh

Fat old men who stand at their front gate and stare as you walk by. go inside and peep out your front windows to perve like everyone else.

they might be just waiting for the postie to deliver the porn dvd's they ordered

[like2_drink]

Originally Posted by paul jones

they might be just waiting for the postie to deliver the porn dvd's they ordered

VHS

[like2_drink]

Originally Posted by Helvete

When I drive my car I beep at people and wave. They always wave back.

the funnest is honking then waving to the opposite side of the road. Rearview mirror their faces; used, humiliated - priceless!

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by Planetary

i agree. taking your shirt off is for the beach only. as are flip-flops.

people who wear flip-flops out of the house other than at the beach are dick heads. also people who get coffee to take away and walk around shops with it. sit down and drink it or dont drink it- you'll survive without! bell ends!

Agreed. I remember when I was in University and some guys would wear their flip-flops every single day. And my town doesn't even have beach, so it was cheesy.

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by paul jones

why do a large percentage of the male population take their tops off? especially those fat bald idiots.

catch skin cancer you fuckin idiots!

Paul!

How's England's weather in September/October? London especially.

[Helvete]

It's probably nicer now in April than it will be for the rest of the year. British weather cannot be predicted and the summer could be long gone by the time you arrive. Or you could be pleasantly surprised and enjoy temps in the mid 20s still. Most likely it'll rain.

[FunkyHiFi]

Why take the shirt off?

a) feels good

2) it's cooler temp-wise

3) get that melanin to start oozing out - who wants to look pasty? And IMO the cancer thing is way overblown and if you start out slow in the sun the risk goes down and keeps going down the darker you get....if I remember my college health class correctly.

4) the Greeks way back in the day did it and they came up with democracy, the Antikythera mechanism and some other really cool gear, so it's gotta be O.K.

[Planetary]

it's not ok.

[Adam]

I have been laying on the grass in the park reading my book with my top off, but I make sure I am out of the way more or less hidden from view, it's nice feeling the sun on your skin. I wouldn't walk about without a shirt though, no one wants to see my flesh wobble as I move.

Also, I smile at people all the time, especially if they are in a car and I am walking faster than them and we happen to make eye contact.

One thing I do like to do is when traffic hits a contra-flow, because I am on a motorbike I'll stop the traffic behind to let the other cars come through and then just ride away through the gap while all the suckers in their metal cages they've chosen as personal transport have to wait. Suckers.

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by Helvete

It's probably nicer now in April than it will be for the rest of the year. British weather cannot be predicted and the summer could be long gone by the time you arrive. Or you could be pleasantly surprised and enjoy temps in the mid 20s still. Most likely it'll rain.

Hopefully it won't rain. Because I hate the rain, but what to dooo.

[Adam]

Rarely we'd go two weeks without rain at any point in the year. Weather here isn't predictable but it's not extreme either - it's always somewhere in the dull in between of brilliantly lovely to depressingly wet.

But London generally has better weather than the rest of the country. Because it's South East and protected from most of the weather systems that hit the UK. And there is always indoor stuff to do in London. Bring a sweater or two though!

http://wikitravel.org/en/London

[MC Moot]

When the sun goes down and the moon comes up I turn into a teenage goo goo muck...

[FunkyHiFi]

Just realized something: if y'all are talking about guys walking around in public without a shirt, say, on a downtown street, yea I would agree that would be a kind of strange.

But if we're talking about at home (outside in the yard mowing the grass or washing the car) or while hiking the trails in a national forest, not a problem to me.

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by Adam

Rarely we'd go two weeks without rain at any point in the year. Weather here isn't predictable but it's not extreme either - it's always somewhere in the dull in between of brilliantly lovely to depressingly wet.

But London generally has better weather than the rest of the country. Because it's South East and protected from most of the weather systems that hit the UK. And there is always indoor stuff to do in London. Bring a sweater or two though!

http://wikitravel.org/en/London

Hmmm...I'm gonna spend only 5 days in London, so hopefully I get a free rain week!!! Also, since we're talking about London...is it a good place for a foreigner to arrive. People say there are lots of questions at the airport and if they don't like your face they'll send you back...people say it's better to arrive in Frankfurt, but the plane tickets cost a lot more, so..is that a good idea? I'm just a tourist.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by miss soul fire

Paul!

How's England's weather in September/October? London especially.

September can be sunny sometimes,the last of the sunny days.That's early September but late September into October you may need warmer clothes

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by miss soul fire

is it a good place for a foreigner to arrive. People say there are lots of questions at the airport and if they don't like your face they'll send you back...people say it's better to arrive in Frankfurt, but the plane tickets cost a lot more, so..is that a good idea? I'm just a tourist.

no you'll be fine as long as you don't smile too much

[Audio.]

Fat shirtless man wearing sandals and drinking coffee says, "They see me struttin' They hatin'."

suck it.

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by paul jones

no you'll be fine as long as you don't smile too much

Hmmm...interesting advice! Thanks, I'll give my best!

[Planetary]

just get your tits out you'll be gravy