Yet Another Pork-stuffed Bill

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"Libertarians chide Congress for passing bill filled with pork -- and turkey, and more"

WASHINGTON -- Just in time for Thanksgiving, Congress has passed another obscenely expensive budget bill crammed with pork -- and turkey, and potatoes, and soybeans, and bananas, and 11,768 other items that have no business being purchased with taxpayers' money, Libertarians say.

"This turkey of a bill couldn't fly anyplace except Washington, DC," said Joseph Seehusen, executive director of the Libertarian Party. "And while special interests have a lot to be thankful for, this legislation should cause ordinary Americans to lose their appetite."

The $388 billion omnibus spending bill for 2005, passed by Congress last weekend, contains an eye-popping 11,772 earmarked "special projects," adding up to $15.8 billion. Though the mammoth spending bill was temporarily held up by a tax provision, Bush is expected to sign it once that measure is removed.

And that's bad news for taxpayers, Libertarians say.

"Congress' Thanksgiving recipe for pork includes, well, pork," Seehusen observed. "Specifically, the Missouri Pork Producers Federation has been awarded $1 million to convert hog waste into energy. And just to prove they're in the holiday spirit, these turkey-barreling politicians threw in $225,000 for the National Wild Turkey Federation in South Carolina."

Also on the legislative menu: $1,593 to store potatoes in Madison, Wisconsin; $800,000 for "soybean rust" research in Ames, Iowa; $250,000 for asparagus technology and production in Washington state; and $25,000 for a banana factory for an arts program in Bethany, Pennsylvania.

But that's not all, Libertarians warn. As if to prove that no funding request is too frivolous, Congress will also spend $25,000 to study mariachi music in Nevada; $100,000 on a swimming pool in Ottawa, Kansas; $306,000 to repair an outhouse in Indiana; and even $75,000 to renovate the Merry Go Round Playhouse in Auburn, New York.

"Clearly, having the opportunity to spend other people's money brings out the animal instinct in politicians," Seehusen said. "That's why they squandered $1 million for a 'world birding center' in Texas; $150,000 to pay for 'beaver management' in Wisconsin; and $75,000 for hides and leather research in Wyndmoor, Pennsylvania."

Americans who want to get an even better idea of the size of the bill can simply pick up a Thanksgiving turkey, Seehusen suggested. "This 3,000-page bill weighs in at 14 pounds, a good size for a bird, but a bit overweight for a responsible spending plan."

Perhaps the most telling provision in the mammoth bill, Libertarians say, is the $1.5 million that was quietly inserted for the Rep. Richard Gephardt Archive at the Missouri Historical Society -- demonstrating that politicians never forget their favorite special interest: themselves.

"Programs like the Richard Gephardt archive prove that pork-barreling politicians continue to inflict financial damage on the country long after they're retired," Seehusen said. "Unfortunately, taxpayers don't need an archive to remember all the ways that greedy politicians are gobbling up their money."

[Rosie Cotton]

I'm sorry, but the mariachi and outhouse thing is kinda funny. It's obscene that those were tacked on. But it's still kinda funny.

[Funkaloyd]

Ugh, are puns ever lame. The local Green Party website is full of them too. Shit, so is the news.

[ASsman]

I love Fox News puns, I watch it for that reason alone.

[yeahwho]

Originally Posted by ASsman

I love Fox News puns, I watch it for that reason alone.

I have to laugh at Fox News, it all starts with the first pun "We Report you Decide." I also like to watch just to see if they can come up with anynore creative ways to desecrate The USA flag by cramming it into more and more of the screen. I was watching one time and all I could see was O'Reilly's eyes and mouth thru 3 holes in the flag.

[valvano]

as I have stated before, there is only 1 true difference between republicans and democrats,

democrats love to tax and spend, no apologies offered

republicans also love to tax and spend, they just pretend to feel guilty for it.

[ASsman]

Are you serious?

I must get the lastest issue.

[Rosie Cotton]

Originally Posted by valvano

as I have stated before, there is only 1 true difference between republicans and democrats,

democrats love to tax and spend, no apologies offered

republicans also love to tax and spend, they just pretend to feel guilty for it.

No, Republicans just like the spending part.