Wake me up!

[Dorothy Wood]

I am at work and there are tourists and cubs fans crawling around everywhere asking me questions and not buying things. or like, yelling, "THAT IS SO COOL!" and tapping the window to point at stuff.

but I'm so sleepy and tired and my arms hurt. I drank lots last night, but I got like 7 hours of sleep and don't have a headache or a belly ache, I literally just feel like I could fall asleep sitting here. maybe I was drugged! I have slivers deep in my right pinky finger somehow. the last thing I remember is yelling about being in a parallel dimension and then falling asleep on the roof of the building to the sounds of people drunkenly spouting off about conspiracy theories.


anyway, moral of the story is, I basically still feel drunk and I need to wake up, but I can't leave here to get anything. I drank some dr. pepper and I have coca cola. but I don't think that's going to cut the mustard. any tips?

[b i o n i c]

you need to drink twotree cups of cold water, eat something starchy and one of those multivitamins they sell at stores by the register, if you dont carry your vitamins with you.

that and breathe in and out really deep for like 5 minutes and you'll be good.

[Dorothy Wood]

I gots some vitamin b complex up in here! yo! maybe if I just use more exclamation points I will feel more alert!

and I totally ate an awesome bagel and cream cheese about 2 hours ago! maybe I'll eat the salad I brought!

AHHHHHHHAGGH!!

[DipDipDive]

KEEP INTERNETTING!

Seriously, shit wires me. I can be sleepy as a narcoleptic at a Norah Jones acoustic show, but if I spend as little as ten minutes on the internet before I'm about to go to bed, my eyeballs get all jittery and I can't fall asleep.

[Dorothy Wood]

hmm, I don't know! I feel like the screen is making me more tired!

I started cleaning the frame joiner, but maybe I should play a game!

I tried the breathing thing and I almost passed out! there's way more boogers in my nose than I thought!

[b i o n i c]

haha...

[TAL]

Before you go-go!

[HEIRESS]

drop and do 20!

[Dorothy Wood]

oh no! my arms are too tired from hanging pictures for rich people yesterday morning!


thanks TAL, that took longer than I thought!


bionic! your link doesn't work!

1 hour to go! there is pizza and porch sitting waiting for me at my friend's house!

I am still very tired! mayhaps the 20 minute bike ride home will finally wake me up!

also, I think the exclamation points are working a little!

[b i o n i c]

also, if you say "right!?!?!" a lot after every sentence, it might have an extra mini-waking effect. "yo" too

[Dorothy Wood]

I already do that.

I also say, "yeah, check it out man" for a lot of things. like if my friend is parking and she's eyeballing a spot, I'll say, "yeah, check it out man" instead of, "sure, you can fit there". I don't know why. or if I'm at a party and people that I know show up and say, "how's the party going?" I'll say, "not bad man, check it out". which kind of makes sense, but clearly I have a problem.

come to think of it, I say "hey man" a lot too. I'm a stoner frat boy!